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ripstudwell:

officer, I know I was speeding but technically u were too so I’m gonna have to arrest u please step out of the vehicle

(Source: nishlo, via fake-mermaid)

tzetz1:

mormondad:

real life high school advice:

  • dont slack 
  • be friends with everyone 
  • kiss ass like there is no tomorrow

#forreal

(via scruples)

ladymacmeth:

the sound of high heels on the pavement as you walk is the ultimate power trip, like you could be buying milk or on your way to assassinate someone

(via scruples)